a bit of fun | Carrie McCann's Good Thinking Batman

Slim hunky Rick... Gibbo Schwarzenegger... Ladies Man Paul... it's all gone a bit mad!

Welcome to our 'bit of fun' page where we poke fun at members of GTB, mainly our legendary guitarist Gibbo and 'portly' drummer Ricky. Please do not email us about the piccy of Slim Hunk Rick (below), yes it IS fake...!! Call back again to see the latest p!sst@ke. Has Gibbo been lampooned enough? Sign our guestbook and tell us what you think.

Q: What's green
and brown
and lasts
20 minutes?

A: Gibbo's giro

Gibbo's beer maze. Quck, solve this before he sobers up!

Our favourite "musician jokes"

Q: How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
A: He doesn't know when to come in

Q: How do guitar players get away with parking in the disabled spaces?
A: They put drumsticks on the dash.

Q: What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
A: "Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?"

Q: Did you hear about the drummer who went to music college?
A: No, me neither.

Q: What is the difference between a drummer and Premium Bonds?
A: One will mature and make money.

Q - What do you throw a drowning guitarist ?
A - His amplifier.

Q - What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?
A - A guitarist who's told too many drummer jokes.

Gibbo's only reason for getting up every afternoon

Beer: effect not guaranteed (it's never worked for Gibbo)

BELOW: cricket-loving Gibbo backs his national team ;o)

Gibbo caught wearing his national team's shirt

Gibbo - just 2 people short of a threesome!

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Yes, it's our Rotund Drummer having a quick sail in his latest yacht while consuming his 17th pie of the day!

YouTube clip: 'best bits' of our Portly Drummer's appearance in smash hit movie 'Austin Powers: The Pie Who Squashed Me'

ABOVE: our portly drummer, chasing sheep...